When life gives you lemons....

1. Make lemonade
2. Find some vodka and throw a party
3. Shut the fuck up and eat'em
4. Get yourself some salt and tequila
5. Learn a good recipe for lemon bars or lemon anything
6. Make some orange juice, then ask yourself how in hell you did it
7. Plant the seeds, grow a tree, then write a song about it
8. Pray not to be allergic to them
9. Mail them to God and ask for apples
10. If life gives you apples, make apple pie and send me some